I met a young la** and I wrote her a song.
The words were sentimental and it didn't take too long.
'Twas rhyme and 'twas verse and a song note or two,
I quickly composed for this young la** to woo.
Chorus:
Oh, please have intercourse with me!
Oh, please have intercourse with me-e-e!
Mine's a love that never wavers
When you do me s**ual favors!
Oh please, please, please, please, please, please!
I tuned up me lute and was off to find me la**.
This rare opportunity, I couldn't let it pa**.
Right 'neath her window sill, I prepared me song to sing,
And with a hopeful heart I let the first course ring.
Chorus
I played the last chord and my heart to flutter started.
I looked up to see me true love as the window curtains parted,
But the vision that I saw was both frightening and bad.
Silhouetted in her window was the shadow of her dad! (Scream!)
Chorus
Well, I looked at him and I knew that I was dead,
And with a measured rage, these are the words to me he said,
"Whatever you intended for my daughter true,
I swear by her maidenhead I will do to you!"
Chorus
Well, it goes without saying I took off with great surprise,
For the last thing that I wanted was my bottom sodomized.
How could such good intentions be turned upon their ear?
This lovely la**ie's father coveting my rear! (That a**hole!)
Chorus
Oh, please have intercourse with me! (I really mean it!)
Oh, please have intercourse with me-e-e! (Look at me, I'm desperate.)
Mine's a love that never wavers
When you do me s**ual favors!
Oh please, please, please, please, please, please!