Things aren't working out the way she planned And she wants a divorce All her friends don't understand Everything's gorgeous Then now she's going to move Hollywood Let me give you my card Maybe if i'm in the neighborhood We can go dancing She says she don't remember She says she don't remember When she was happy When she was happy If Sex so free, it's so hard to sell; Now she's popping back pills And it wasn't even hers to sell Now everything's gorgeous Jumped in the roof from the cellar pane
Better lock her up soon Make people quiver when they hear her name Now she's in a white room She says she don't remember When she was happy When she was happy Ahh eh ahhh Gotta view from the window pane She was lying on the floor In the front of the litter pane Said I was hopeless Never made it to Hollywood Let me give you my card Maybe if i'm in the neighborhood We can go dancing She says she don't remember She says she don't remember When she was happy When she was happy