They told me not to choose her
That she's useless with her falling stars
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...
That she's completely worthless
Not a good fit for the crystal scar
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...
I knew in champ select that this would be a hard game
When two different players called bot right away
We didn't get to ban, first pick afk
People calling gg before the game's under way
You locked in Soraka and I locked in Yi
They say we can't win but we both disagree
This duo queue partnership's never been beat
We been playing all day on a 20 win spree
And as we spawn in and buy our starting inventory
The rage continues like a neverending story
Ignore the whole team cause their whining starts to bore me
We're about to carry hard no regrets only glory
We rush hard crush the other team and take top
Alphastrike slash throats starfall nonstop
Team changes tune as they're seeing faces get rocked
Back to shop, team in shock, already put this game on lock
They told me not to choose her
That she's useless with her falling stars
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...
That she's completely worthless
Not a good fit for the crystal scar
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...
10 minutes in and I almost got a full build
Already fed hard rocking double digit k**s
Better be on your guard, you know I'm so sk**ed
And when my health drops my wish will be fulfilled
Soraka's got my back anywhere on the map
500AP ult, evil Tome and d**hcap
You chase to the tower diving but this is a trap
Ult and slice your whole team to pieces and that's a wrap
300 point lead but it's too early to surrender
Afraid to leave your base, I'm like a walking blender
You try to 5v2 us, we return you to sender
VIP status at the shop cause I'm the biggest spender
We got you 5 capped and gg is coming soon
So fed I can't be touched, basically spell immune
Unicorn magic and a Master of Wuju
Take a look at the scoreboard, Yi Soraka one and two
They told me not to choose her
That she's useless with her falling stars
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...
That she's completely worthless
Not a good fit for the crystal scar
But they could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...