Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice b**h,
you wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice b**h,
weeding out the weak with agriculture educational,
got me eating seeds and i aint talking bout felatio,
i'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow,
i aint about the oven or the microwave grills
but i know a little bit about the culinary sk**s
required,
if you wanna roll with the frying pan,
gotta fry with the heart of a china man,
anybody got another method in the pantry can s** my dick
this sh** tastes like vagina man
now i aint no gordon ramsey
but i make the best damn rice you pansies
a b**h like me came from japan see
coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
so if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of sh**
they just keep coming back for more you'd think jehova's witnesses,
they call me the grain man,
ancient ritual praying can,
help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table
huh
have some of my grain and i aint talking about the f**ing headaches
you get on the morning after fridays
i throw this rice like bridesmaids
STIR, FRY X 8
CHIN CHIN X 8