(Lights Models Guest list Just do your best, darling) Absolutely fabulous We're absolutely fabulous (Darling You are a fabulous, wonderful individual) (Oh, thank you) (And remember I've known you longer than your daughter) (Champers alright for you, Pats?) (Lovely, sweetie) (Should we finish off the Beluga Or should we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things) (Oh whatever, sweetie) (Alright, we'll finish off the Beluga) (Dull soulless dance music) (Bit bit bit bop bop bop) (Dull soulless dance music) (Ride on time, ride on time Techno, techno Bloody techno, darling) Absolutely fabulous (It's fabulous, darling) We're absolutely fabulous (It's fabulous) (Good) (Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy Gautier, darling, names, names, names Harper's, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling) (La Croix, sweetie La Croix La Croix, sweetie La Croix Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie) Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume) We're absolutely fabulous (Just put the needle on the record) Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume) We're absolutely fabulous (Get ready for this, sweetie)
(Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong I'm chanting as we speak Bye-bye, darling Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong I'm chanting as we speak Bye-bye, darling Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Champers alright for you, Pats?) (Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights) (Oh) (Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls) (Bye, Pats) (La Croix, sweetie La Croix, sweetie La Croix, sweetie La la la La Croix) Absolutely fabulous (Let the music lift you up, darling) We're absolutely fabulous (Dull soulless dance music) Absolutely fabulous (It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie) We're absolutely fabulous (Get ready for this, sweetie) (Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong I'm chanting as we speak Bye-bye, darling Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Ong kong ka dinky dong Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie) (It's fabulous) (Good Thank you).