If I were you I know I would Feel the hope if I could But I couldn't think and I wouldn't go To anywhere too high or low And if I were you and feeling good I'd pinch myself, I know I would And I'd check the time and figure out How to stay without a doubt I'll be with you when the sun is gone And I'll be with you when you're moving on And if I were you and feeling paranoid I may check out and climb aboard Some ship or plane and f** the rest
And change my name and worry less And if I were you and there wasn't time I might watch TV become a mime And I'd really hope that I'd got it right And I'd stay up late, long in the night I'll be with you when the sun is gone And I'll be with you when you're moving on And if I were you I might just go And I shouldn't cry but tears would flow Onto my cheeks, into my beer And through my veins, into the years