Vatican Caskets are just fine
Made of sandlewood and pine
When your loved ones have to go
Dial et cum spirit 2 - 2 - 0
When your loved ones pa** away
Have them pa** the Vatican way
Sistine Chapel, St. Peter's, too
Holy water just for you
Vatican Caskets unlike a rose
They will never decompose
For they stand the test of time
No need to k** the flies with lyme
Get down on your knees and pray
When your loved ones pa** away
Vatican customers all sing
d**h, oh d**h, where is thy sting?
Oh, sh**