[Intro: Ringo Starr]
I mean, the first thing...
I mean, that people...who smoked marijuana...
...um and were into music
Is that somehow it focuses your attention better on the music
[Verse 1]
Yo
I didn't write this on a high, but on the fly
I tried to kick the weed habit so my pee-pee could be valid
But still nevertheless, I digress, you oughta know
About the days when I'm blazed and I waltz into my home
Trying to cure my munchies with something a little funky
Maybe some Chunky Monkey, I'm hungrier than a junkie
With eyes red as cherry Kool-Aid, cooking a souflee
Don't even know the recipe, so I create a new way
The taste is inescapable, the craving is insatiable
Got my belly looking like a Play-Doh inflatable
Ain't no achin' for no bacon, and that statement ain't debatable
I'm through being a meat eater, so put away the clever
But in these very moments my colon is my opponent
Like, which pot of stir fry will I decide to open?
And I require condiments, what honey, I be bombin' sh**
Like cereal and a biscuits, wash it down with Bisquick, ugh
Bloody disgustin' - how the cannabis functions
Don't care what it is, I just need to devour something
Here's a thing to try like Bill Nye the Science Guy
I got a fourthmeal concoction, oh my, call in Honey Pie
[Hook: The Beatles & Pat Battle]
The Beatles: Honey Pie
Pat Battle: It's honey, it's pie
The Beatles: Honey Pie
Pat Battle: It's honey and it's pie
[Verse 2]
Oh great, I overate
Stupid blunt had me starvin'
I told my taste buds, "Listen up, don't ever test me"
Take whatever's available, call me Black Cartman
Culinary cops about to cardiac arrest me
Especially when I'm going Jeffrey Dahmer on the Jiffy
The atrocities I'm piecing together are kinda iffy
I'm kinda greedy with ingredients, I ate it up
And what's it made of? I don't know, I f**ing made it up
[Hook: The Beatles & Pat Battle] (Fading...)
The Beatles: Honey Pie
Pat Battle: It's honey, it's pie
The Beatles: Honey Pie
Pat Battle: It's honey and it's pie
The Beatles: Honey Pie
Pat Battle: I eat it when I'm high
Aight, yo um...