[Intro] (Doctor) Hello, Page, make yourself comfortable (Page) Oh, right here on this couch? (Page) Yeah, take a load off What would you like to talk about? (Page) I don't know, doc Where should I start? Man, it's a lot (Doctor) You just tell me what's on your mind, don't worry about the clock [Verse1] Well, first off; my home's like... trying to get my son have his own life He's almost out of High School And as soon as he goes to college I want him to get his own place and become a man and he's saying that I'm rude Plus, I got my girl's daughter, she's living with us too In a two bedroom apartment... What the f** I'm supposed to do? I got two cats, my girl, her daughter, and my son And nobody helping me with no bills, not even one My daughter in college, who need help My mom need help My sister need help My niece need help My knees need help I'm the fountain everybody is drinking from Everybody taking fruits and ain't nobody bringing 'em But is cool because God put me in that position So I'mma listen to everything he mention and everything that he's sending I ain't go keep pretending that I ain't got frustrations I feel like bums in bus stations My girl nagging me, causing me agony Asking me non-trusting questions like she ain't learned her f**ing lesson Making me wanna give up everything I care about But I ain't done yet, so I result to pulling my hair out (Doctor) But, wait a minute... you're bald! (Page) How the f** you think I got that way? Before I met her the hair on my chin was not that gray She pushing my bu*tons trying to poke me But low key I just wanna Thor her like Loki [Bridge] I wanna grab that b**h by her hair... (Doctor) Ok, wait a minute, calm down, take a breath We gonn' work this out together step by step Hey, I'm just here to help you, whatever you need But, here. Take a sip of water before we proceed [Hook] Doc, please can you help me? I notice that the man in the mirror ain't the man in the selfie Doc, please can you save me? I'm trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery
Doc, please can you tell me? I'm trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can feel splendid? [Verse 2] (Doctor) Are there any new gigs coming up? Are you going out? Is there anything positive you'd like to talk about? (Page) Well, I'm working now, and that's cool Wait a minute, actually I ain't even working, I'm on hiatus And if we don't get a second season it'll be like Now and Laters, it'll s** These soft a** square sweet tarts won't give a f** (Doctor) Oh, really? Why is that? (Page) Cause perception is reality, doc It'll be a technicality in my salary And they' still talking 'bout I got millions in net worth Just cause they seen a n***a finally made it to net work And they don't even care how I get work Or that I'm struggling to be a creator wearing the same Earl Sweat Shirt Baby mommas coming out of the woodwork like I'm Handsome Squidward And now I finally got me some good work it's driving me berserk Now all of a sudden I got two new three year olds? Conflicted cause they want black fathers to be heroes It's tough when they both live in other cities and dealing with another baby mother is sh**ty Specially when she got a diaper sh**ty attitude cause she mad at you for not doing everything she ask of you And, doc, they trying to get me to subsidize their whole house Their other kids Their boyfriend That old couch Them student loans Them second cousins in group homes Trying to slide through the cracks like new thongs Doc, what did I do wrong? [Hook] Doc, please can you help me? I notice that the man in the mirror ain't the man in the selfie Doc, please can you save me? I'm trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery Doc, please can you tell me? I'm trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can feel splendid?