[Verse 1]
This part of Washington only breeds the bad apples
I got a bad b**h married in a black chapel
I got a fat b**h married her in White Castle
Congratulations a**hole f** your graduation ta**el
My mind warped so a n***a move in warp speed
For that dough I torpeed more trees
Your b**h tryna kick it, guess she gon' score a three
I'm horny so I sent her home with sore knees
Like who*e, please, cop the fit with my court fees
The black Zach but I lack a Lark Vorhies
Swangin' from my chain like some motherf**in' door keys
Normal s** bores me, I only dig orgies
Slept on ignored me now they can't afford me
Wasn't checkin' for me now them same b**hes adore me
But that's another story now back to watchin' Maury
Wasn't room for me 'til they heard For The Glory
Man these n***as corny
[Hook]
n***a look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera
Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f**s
n***as pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera
Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux
Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera
Bad b**hes we snatch 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up
Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya
That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll snatch your lunch
[Verse 2]
Born premature
A premadonna
Drunk in Tijuana blacked out yelling Team Rihanna
Every time she cross my mind I need to find some cream pajamas
I wear that p**y out, on mommas, that's commas
Your girl play with my stick like an*log
Cause I stick out, her n***a like camouflage
I'm with Amanda Knox, lip syncing Diana Ross
Sweet mahogany, monogamy is comedy
She comin' on to me, I crumble like economies
Hit her with that straight face, followin' lobotomies
I think they scared of being fly like la bamba be
I'm at Bahama breeze blowin' on Bahama weed
In elementary I used to pinch my momma's trees
So when they mention me it's followed up by evil deeds
Ben Segal, slouched back in a regal key
Barbarian, Hennessy's my medieval mead
[Hook]
[Outro]
You don't come to my friend's house, with your f*ggot friends, breaking windows, making a mess. Here's what's gonna happen: (?). You're gonna apologize to all these people and you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly a**es out of here. We're gentlemen, so we're gonna give you the choice
Yeah, you can leave in peace
Or you can stay and die