Why don't you shave your legs
'Cause a little hair can make a lot of difference
Much more than whatever you're trying to prove
I know you've got your pride
And I know you think it, think it, think it makes a statement
But you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be
Beauty is only skin deep
And everybody's beautiful underneath
I believe in that but let's not push it
If you won't do it for me do it for our love
For planet earth and the little children
Do it for peace and humanity
And do it for the United States of America