It's Thursday, and I'm Zooming
With everyone I've ever known
Sitting at home together alone
In the modern way
When I realize I'm not wearing
A single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it?
I don't believe it
I am naked as the day I was born
Naked as the day I was born
Friday, in the studio
With my model Fat Annette
Sitting together facing each other
A canvas nice and wet
When I realize she's not wearing
A single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it?
I don't believe it
She is naked as the day she was born
Naked as the day she was born
Saturday: I'm having a smoke
With my old friend the snake
Like you do in the garden
Hanging out with a mate
When the snake says, "You're not wearing
A single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it?
I don't believe it
You are naked as the day you were born
Naked as the day you were born"
Now it's Sunday, and everything's gone
I have lost my job
Under duress, under arrest
I ended up in court
Accused of nakedness
The judge says that's not painting
That's body-shaming
Would you believe it?
She was naked as the day she was born
Naked as the day she was born