Well, he says he's got a big boat A high roller And everybody knows its name Oh, it's a big boat and it pumps up the poor boys pride Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride Says he's got a big boat A wide load Enough to bring the party down Oh yeah a big boat, It ain't no carnival cruise Says he's got a big boat but it's just a fairy boat, enough to fit an extra one or two
Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed But everybody knows the truth Oh hey, a big boat Get your oars back in the water, kid Says he's got a fast boat, but it's just a fairy boat it ain't to faster than a goldfish Says he got a big boat but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride