I wanna see your p**y - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that p**y too
You wanna play with p**y all the time
To hide that kinda p**y is a crime
You say your p**y's clever and so slick
But I think that your p**y's kinda sick
I wanna bet your p**y ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my p**y like you do all the time
My p**y's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your p**y's really ugly and mean
I bring my p**y everywhere I go
To watch my little p**y is a show
You say your p**y's clever and so slick
But I think that your p**y's really thick
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My p**y's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little p**y right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My p**y is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your p**y's clever and so slick
But I think that your p**y's mighty thick (miauw, baby)
I wanna see your p**y show it to me
Let me see your p**y show it to me
Show me your p**y show it to me
I wanna pet your p**y show it to me