Let's go to the beach, peach, like your tits in your bikini
Whoaa!
Want you to shake that a** like the way you move that a**
But that's now history now that bowser's kidnapped you
He's got you shaking that a** for his horny bad man crew!
Peach is a ho yo thats for sure
And you better save her a** if you wanna plow her back door
Whooaa
Yeah!
Mushrooms will get you high, toke up, now jump down that pipe
Blasting fire flowers, and beating bad gorillas
I do what i must
Then i reach for the phone
And call up the homies, only a few that i trust
We got knives, guns, bananas, motherf**ing turtle shells
One thing is for sure
That dinosaur named bowser is going to burn in hell
Peach is a ho yo that's for sure
And you better save her a** if you wanna plow her back door
Whooaa
Whoaa!
Mushrooms will get you high, that motherf**er bowser yeah he deserves to die
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!