See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes?
She's dying
'cause her boyfriend didn't show up
Pull her out of line
Stick her in a waiting room
And ignore her
'til her face gets really bloated
And i wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your a** is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Leanin' in the window
Yellow, red, blue, green
Show me what i haven't seen
I'm dying
'cause the chicks here really blow
See that amazon?
Looks like her head's connected to her shoulders
They look like little boulders
And i wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your a** is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Heading to the (?)
What would i give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
And i wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
And you never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your a** is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Bringing me a drinky-poo
With a f*ggot on her left
And a f*ggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
'cause the chicks all s** tonight
And the band is such a bore
And i've seen it all before
And there's sugar
Making me a video
What would i give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight