[Intro]
Every eleven minutes, across the USA
A man is a victim of co*k Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..
[Skit]
Kool: Aiyyo Jinx
Jinx: Hey wha**up G?
Kool: This girl'll be here in a minute
Jinx: Uh-huh
Kool: The b**h got a nice a**, and I'm tryin to get in it
Jinx: Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this sh**?
Kool: To make sure you don't mind
Jinx: Uh-huh
Kool: chillin out while I hit it
Jinx: Naww n***a, I'll just turn on the TV set
Jinx: Get paid, hit the skins, get some p**y, get your dick wet
Kool: Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
Kool: The b**h is ringin on my bell
[Verse 1]
Opened the door, "Wha**up baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Wha**up baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Wha**up?"
"Later n***a, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about f**in her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* f** it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her a**, and damn the sh** is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the who*e ready to let a n***a score
*knocking* Yo who the fu*k is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the fu*k is up?"
[Interlude]
"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and sh**
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"
[Verse 2]
"What water n***a? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight"
"Now leave me the f** alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man"
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this b**h is pullin her pants back on her bu*t
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the sh** didn't work
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same sh** won't happen twice
*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
sh**, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause n***as like Jinx is co*k Blocking
[Refrain]
"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
[Verse 3]
Thinkin of a b**h I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the b**h was babysittin
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
s**in my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "Come over I'm alone"
And I was knockin at the door before the b**h hung up the phone
"Hey wha**up baby? You know I miss you" "Wha**up?"
Yeah that's some sh** you gotta say to get your dick into the p**y tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherf**in toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherf**er'd take his a** to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his a** a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little motherf**er jumpin his a** into my b**h's lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the b**h up by her hair "What's the matter baby?"
"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the who*e's bu*t
s**in on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the dick
"Yo you ready b**h?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
s**in on and s**in on and s**in on my co*k
Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth
Yeah, the little n***a's throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and sh**
"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little ba*tard is f**in up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherf**er now we even
Forty-five minute pa**ed, the b**h ain't back, f**it I'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)
"Later b**h," "No wait baby"
"Drop dead!" "What??"
"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
f** you and that little n***a for co*k Blockin!"
[Refrain]
"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
[Outro]
So all you n***as with the helmets and shoulderpads
Stay the fu*k away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block n***a
Try out for the Jets baby, word up
Yo, that n***a Polo's co*k Blockin like a motherf**er
That n***a Jinx is co*k Blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n sh**
That n***a Bill Bla** has been co*k Blockin all his life
And that n***a Eric B.'s co*k Blockin