[Verse]
Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex,"
b**hes are comin' up with their friends for a n***a to hit the skins
Hopin' that Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes
But I'm leavin' b**hes' vaginas with more stitches than Frankenstein
Some even had the nerve to try to give me head
And swallow the whole jimmy to make a n***a fed
But come on you b**hes, don't make me laugh;
You couldn't deep throat G Rap if you was a motherf**in' giraffe
Dag, some even fled when they saw the head
Cuz G's dick would make you seasick f**in' me in a waterbed
Don't try to play me like no s**er
Cuz these b**hes'll be callin' up Dial-a-Mattress like a motherf**er
You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me
"I'll f** you on the A-train while I write graffiti."
I'll even f** you in a taxi cab
And after s** with a n***a you'll be buyin' a box of maxi-pads
Soon as you open your legs
No need for no birth control, b**h, cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs
Kool G Rap, the p**y slammer
Hell, I'd be talkin' f**ed up grammar if you was Bad Mamma Jamma
I ain't small, I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls
And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall
Leavin' my mark on hookers like Zorro
Plus f**in' b**hes so def like there won't be no p**y left tomorrow
Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny
I think about bowls of Cheerios because I want my nuts and honey
Talkin' to all the women that look fine
Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick and have a whale of a time
Now I'm not a deep-sea diver
But I love it when my dick's covered and smothered with saliva
sh**, might even straighten out your dentures
Because it's not just a blow job, honey, it's an adventure
But 69in', I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, b**h, if I wanna eat cats
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, G
So when it comes to p**y-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea
I should be on the s** channel;
Not a chump cuz I'm givin' punk-b**hes better humps than camels
If you're a virgin, I'll make it fit
Because my dick'll pop the cherry and spit out the f**in' pit
And if you're concerned, my s**m don't burn
And if it did, I'd give that nappy-headed a** a f**in' perm
Shucks, I instruct a f**in' lesson
You think it's painless? I hit the an*s and f** up your large intestines
Leavin' you b**hes stingin' from the bangin'
My man Jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that n***a's still hangin'
b**h, you'd rather hump a f**in' whole army
Cuz even the Witness Protection Program couldn't hide this man's salami
You f** around and catch a seizure
Before I f** a ho I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia
Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple
Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your a** into a gripple
Then I see you searchin' for the swellin'
Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in
Got damn! I hit the ham right
Honeybuns, you can ask my Three Sons, I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke
I'm f**in' naked girls with fly rhymes
But don't push me, because that p**y will be runnin' for it's nine lives
I know you hookers can't refuse this
But don't pick me to give no hickeys cuz I'm givin' b**hes bruises
Yeah, I'll tear that p**y hole apart
For f**in' with G Rap after dark, you'd rather jog in Central Park
So if you want kids before I f** ya
Look at the size of my dick, and you'll adopt the motherf**ers
sh**, b**hes get open like a can;
Just leave it up to G Rap, cuz I'm the neighborhood f** U Man