Got a lot sh** for me to prove I'm the nicest
Dynamite sticks in ur a**, but no hype sh**
ME, I FREESTYLE BETTER THAN WHEN U WRITE sh*t
Dog I'mma k** you, you might get your Mike Vic'd
IT DOESN'T MATTER RACE, I'mma half white PRICK
But UR GIRL APPRECIATES THE TAN COMPLEXION OF MY DICK
U BETTER CALL A PSYCHIC, CAN I GET A MIC CHECK?
U AINT A RAPPER CAUSE U WRITE RHYMES ON UR SIDEKICK
IM A TRUE RAPPER...DRESS LIKE A DON DAPPER
U FULL OF sh*t LIKE U WERE INVENTED BY JOHN CRAPPER
I'LL SLAP YA...fu*k IT...IF HE DIES, HE DIES
IF HE DOESNT THEN I BET THAT HE BARELY SURVIVED
HIP HOP IS REVIVED, CAUSE OF ME...THE BLOCKS LIVE
SO U BETTER TAKE THE BACKSTREET, BOYS, LIKE f*gGOT GUYS
I paid for the supersize so I ain't sharin my fries
But ur a fruitcake, so take the apple pies
AND I'll decide to shoot you, ur flow is so doo doo
U'll be the first f*g that ain't die from AIDS on Mcdougal
Or take you to bowery and beat u down hourly
UR JUST TWO PUSSY...LIKE TIA/TAMARA MOWRY
Rappin this phat, it's hard to burn a calorie
Old school terminology, I dare you try to battle me
If u know me, I'm your favorite, even tho I ain't famous
I'm hot dogs from nathans, cookies from Amos'
So sick, I might even be on the plague list
I'll f** ur b**h in the studio like Nick and Norah's playlist
Record the whole thing...the sh**'ll be a moan track
You'll prolly SCREECH when u hear how we were both PRO-ZAC'd
Sno dat...I'm a bowlegged n***a
co*ky cause that's how your legs on the bowl n***a
I spit rhymes tryin to fulfill my goals n***a
Im bow-legged so I call my nuts my BOWLS n***a
I gotta gift, something everyone should kno...
Cause presents always looks better with a bow
Juice beats gave me this beat...and it's off we go
Off with his head & takin tags off of toes
I've made friends enemies & friends off of foes
I meet a b**h, real quick, comes off her clothes
Yo...
They b**hes say I'm cute...plus good at rap
So I turn their panty liners to a f**in wet nap
Dead that...get back
Head lap...ex lax
In other words I get brains for the sh** I drop on tracks
Can you f**in do that????