(Aahhh yeah, I'm back…b**hes)
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should s** my dick.
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh)
My love is like lightning …
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane …
It gives girls orgasms.
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of s**ual stuff.
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous co*k.
I'm the Helen Keller of having s**.
No, wait … that's a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other …
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina
I've got a present for you right here.
Actually, it's not a present …
It's my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.
I don't like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not s**ing my co*k.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
Either you have s** with me …
Or you have s** with me.
I have really good s** moves,
That I learned in China.
I'm a s**ual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have s** with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
What time is it? It's vagina.
What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of those things.
I'm a good s** man.
Girls love my s**.
I'm a good s** man,
Because my s** is the best.
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have s** with them!