I'm your sheik oasis charmer, I'm your knight in shining armor
I'm your dozen roses farmer, I'm your guy
I'm a supper club fanatic, under storm electrostatic
From three points I'm automatic, I'm your guy
Now if you want a carriage ride and an escort to the ball
The horse is waiting right outside, just give me a call
I take meetings I'm a player, I eat breakfast with the mayor
I will be your dragon slayer, I'm your guy
Whether it's running with bulls in Spain or wrestling with a bear
Other guys got off the train but I'm the one who's there
I juggle fire in the carny, played some golf with Jack and Arnie
Even wrote some songs for Barney, I'm your guy