Hazel's Mom: Go to cancer group.
Hazel: I don't wanna!
Hazel's Mom: You're gonna do it and you're gonna like it.
Cancer Support Man: Welcome to cancer group.
Isaac: Hi, I have eye cancer.
Augustus: I had cancer.
Hazel: I have cancer.
Augustus: Hazel you're cute.
Hazel: LMAO let's go on date.
Isaac: Always
Isaac's Girlfriend: Always
Augustus: Get a room!
Hazel: Yeah, get a room!
Augustus: I love you.
Hazel: I s**ually identify as a grenade.
Augustus: I don't care.
Hazel: Why do you got a cigarette in your mouth?
Augustus: IT'S A fu*kING METAPHOR!
Isaac: I'm blind now.
Augustus: Cool bro.
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: Okay.
Hazel: Maybe okay will be our always.
Augustus: LMAO no.
Hazel: Okay.
Isaac: Lets egg my ex's house.
Augustus: Okay
Hazel: You said okay.
Augustus: Shut up.
Hazel: I like book about cancer girl.
Augustus: I like cancer girl book too.
Hazel: Lets go meet Cancer Girl Book Author.
Cancer Girl Book Author: What's up f*ggots?
Hazel: You're a c*nt.
Augustus: You should be ashamed.
Cancer Girl Book Author: LMAO get out of my house.
Hazel: Lets go to the Anne Frank House.
Augustus: Okay I MEAN SURE!
Hazel: HAAAA YOU SAID IT!
Augustus: b**h, I will cut you!
Hazel: f**, there's no elevator.
Augustus: s** it up and walk.
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: Wanna have s**?
Hazel: My doctor said I can't.
Augustus: Wanna sit here naked and kiss?
Hazel: Okay.
Augustus: I have cancer.
Hazel: Oh sh**, whaddup!
Augustus: Hey guys, I'm having a funeral for myself.
Isaac: You my bro Augustus.
Hazel: I love you Augustus.
Augustus: LMAO I'm dead now.
Hazel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The End