[Verse 1:]
Sittin' in a Key West bar
Here I am
There they are
Hangin' from the rafters
Like monkeys
Watch 'em gather 'round
It's a primal sound
"Can I buy you another round or get your number?"
Check, please
They try to touch my heart
But they move way too fast
Just another night of foreplay in a shot gla**
[Chorus:]
Where do I find the marryin' kind?
The kind of guy who'll settle down
Who ain't afraid to be tied down
And he loves his mother
Where do I find the marryin' kind?
Whoa oh, whoa oh
Whoa oh, whoa oh
[Verse 2:]
The lawyer with the crooked tie
College boys with hungry eyes
Lookin' for the next notch
On their bedpost
The doctor from Baltimore
Kinda cute
Twice divorced, tryin' to score
But me, I want somethin' more
Well, I don't want to be
The last to leave the party
Well, I wanna know is it me?
Oh, where is he?
[Repeat Chorus:]
Whoa, whoa
Oh
[Bridge:]
Cla**ifieds, date lines
Safer s** online
My biological clock's
Playin' with my life
Average Joes
Reality shows
I don't know
Just when I think
I've found the man of my dreams
I realize, he's only in my dreams
[Repeat Chorus:]
Sittin' in a Key West bar
Here I am
There they are
Hangin' from the rafters
Like monkeys