[Into: Roger Goodell]
With the first pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Jadeveon Clowney, defensive end, South Carolina
Pharoah
It's my draft night
The rap game has selected Jay Pharoah
It's time for me to put them points on the board
Yeah, the summer's mine!
Yeah
[Verse 1]
People say "He doin' comedy, why the hell he rappin'?"
Got a heavy pa**ion, but I can drop both and convert to actin'
Why do one when I can do it all?
Cause I know if they take a step in my shoes, these f**ers would trip and fall
People always want my position, they're always askin'
If they played punchin' bags for the critics could they ever last it?
Prolly OD on some dumb sh**, stretched in elastic
Dead president move, tv runnin' when the band unfastens "Chris Tucker"
In these last months, I upgraded fashion
Balenciaga sneakers, looks to k**, Jay Pharoah turned a**a**in
Eddie Murphy's uncle said I'd be king and these n***as doubt me
That's why you might not hear from me but you'll hear about me
Pressin' bu*tons and pullin' cards, well call it Alfie
Largest comedian, will it happen, it may Ralphie
Why he so fantastic for? Ask Jessica Alba
Dark and s**y n***a, to the women, I'm like Idris Elba
Margot Robbie, girl you can get it
I'm not committed so it's no problem sayin' that I wanna hit it
I got the kind of life to k** for
I got this Jordan mindset so I'm just tryna push my bill forward(BellFort)
I hope my ex straight, End of 12 years of slave you free
It's like a thousand of you, baby but there's one of me
Yeah, good luck tryna forget, world never knew I could spit
Bars so amazin', legit, champagne, had me a sip
Datin' these Hollywood chicks, I'm smart, we ain't makin' no flicks
Cause I'll be damned if she blow off on me, on Kardashian sh**
My past chicks don't look at me the same way
Cause in order to touch a woman's, ten and up, and that's a buffet
People say I'm the Mos Def sarcophagus tomb
The sky's the limit, well that's cool, I'll just take the moon
[Hook]
You know I had to do it for you
You know I had to do it for you
Aww man, you know I had to do it for you
[Verse 2]
Try to k** the king with negativity, but I'm God's though
So cross me, I'll still rise, I'm on my Christ flow
You get it? Christ, rise, God, WOO! That boy amazin'
And got bars like d**h row, so I spit enslavement
I k** anything I touch, Grim Reaper time
f**ed Mother Nature, she screamed "The season's yours" so the summer's mine
I'm like Cam Newton in '11, I'm next up
Derrick Rose and RG3 from the chest up
It's Richard Sherman, n***a, so don't talk about the best, bruh
So I go harder, I farther(father) you little n***as, so you my stepsons
You won't get a bone off pop's table when I lash out
That's a whippin, no privileges, internet or T.V., take the trash out
Now you a**ed out and I'm still whippin'
Punishment lil n***a, I'll give you somethin' to cry about if you don't stop sniffin'
It's my draft day, I'm 'bout to dumb out
I'm the sh**, you gettin' pissed on(piston), y'all Donald Sterlings get the f** out
I'm handin' out injuries for my inquiries
Tearin' these rappers' ACL's, rehabbin' their features mentally
So I keep 'em in therapy, beast mode cause they scared of me
Any challenge I tackle, for that gold(goal) they play it safety
You better play it safely, I got the heat and I'm not afraid
Take you for everything, bring you down to knees, Dwayne Wade
And I will never fade pumpkin
Spur of the moment, not me, longevity in the game, n***a I'm Tim Duncan
[Outro]
You know I had to do it for you
Aww man, you know I had to do it for you
n***as be spittin' all that bullsh**
You know I had to do it for you
You know I had to do it for you
What up Cole, you know I had to do it for you
Shout out to Drizzy, you know I had to do it for you
YG, you know I had to do it for you
What up Jada, you know I had to do it for you
Styles P, you know I had to
Aww man, aww man, yeah
I'm the number one draft pick for the summer, baby
I tell you b**hes that, you don't understand
See, it takes a rapper to do a rapper's thing, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Been doin' this sh** for 13 years man, get off my sack
Yeah, before you get sacked
Breakin' through them lines, I'm like Warren Sapp
Hold up, nah I ain't gon' start again
f** it, yeah aww man, that's what Drake do
You feel me, if that safety on the hip
Look I ain't sayin' nothin' else man