[Admiral] This is Admiral b*atch to base camp It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike And I have no experience with this type of sh** Who should I call for help? [Vader] It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the d**h Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar f**ing you up no matter who you are! [Palpatine] Tell them motherf**ers 'bout this here Dark Side! Roll up on your planet, d**h Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels cause their sk**s ain't sh**! [Vader] And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit! [Yoda] Oh, sh**! Yoda on the scene 900 year fiend Smoking Dagobah green! b**hes on my tip, like Lando on liquor [Lando] Aw, you're just jealous cause my black dick's thicker [Chewbacca] *Wookie yell* [Lando] Yo! Tell 'em Chewie Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me [Luke] Shut the f** up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister [Ben Kenobi] Luke! Use the force Before intercourse But Luke, don't forget! b**hes ain't nothing but hoes and tricks! (Ohh!) [Luke] Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't sh**, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) [Vader] No one brings it worse to this f**ing universe (Rebels!) [Luke] You know we'll f**ing win, cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) [Palpatine] I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) [Yoda] You also feel Vader's dick in you. b*atch! *Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* [Han Solo] Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-a** slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-a** thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed who*e Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* [C3PO] Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for h*mo-ecstasy Ten million forms of gay positioning For my golden shower, you must pay a fee But R2-D2 gives it up for free *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having s** with robotic strangers! [Jar Jar Binks] Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and f**a yo wife Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb Meesa will f** you with me tongue Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!