[Admiral]
This is Admiral b*atch to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of sh**
Who should I call for help?
[Vader]
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the d**h Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
f**ing you up no matter who you are!
[Palpatine]
Tell them motherf**ers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, d**h Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their sk**s ain't sh**!
[Vader]
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!
[Yoda]
Oh, sh**! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
b**hes on my tip, like Lando on liquor
[Lando]
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black dick's thicker
[Chewbacca]
*Wookie yell*
[Lando]
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me
[Luke]
Shut the f** up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister
[Ben Kenobi]
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
b**hes ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!
(Ohh!)
[Luke]
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't sh**, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
[Vader]
No one brings it worse to this f**ing universe
(Rebels!)
[Luke]
You know we'll f**ing win, cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
[Palpatine]
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
[Yoda]
You also feel Vader's dick in you. b*atch!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
[Han Solo]
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-a** slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-a** thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed who*e
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
[C3PO]
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for h*mo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having s** with robotic strangers!
[Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and f**a yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will f** you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!