Dinners on the table
the kids are fast asleep
I drew you a lavender bath, would you like me to rub your feet? I don't know what I said to set you off again
Would it work for you tonight if I hang out with my friends?
You shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you
I’d like to see you try
that’s when she struck me
now I use concealer on my eye
Lord this is the first time
what are we gonna tell the kids
Dad’s a fool like Gerald Ford was
it's Southern culture on the skids
I used to love you
We've been married for fifteen years
I sleep on the couch when things get heated
or I've had too many beers
That's what they meant by richer or poorer
In sickness and in health
I promise to see that counselor again
and I promise to work on myself
I live in the garden shed
your mother's wedding gift
I take my meals inside with the kids
and try to avoid your fist
You shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you
You shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you