Ashly: Watcha doin'?
Anthony: I'm making a cookie bouquet for grandma.
Ash: Lame.
Ant: Thanks. (Puts four cookies on the table.)
Ash: Raannggghhh (stuffs them into her mouth)
Ant: They're for your grandma.
Ash: (Through a mouthful of cookies) I'm sorry!
Ant: I highly doubt it.
Ash: I am sorry! I can't control myself.
Ant: You can't control yourself? (Thinking) Yoshi's cookie.... (Game footage reveals the cookie lineup mechanic.) (Anthony places Oreos and Chips Ahoy cookies in an alternating pattern.)
Ash: Noooo....
Ant: So you're safe as long as these are like this, right?
Ash: Mm hmm....
Ant: But if this were right here....
Ash: (Whimpers protestingly)
Ant: (Swaps the two cookies to create two lines.)
Ash: (Cryingly stuffs all eight into her mouth)
Ant: (Brings out a container of extra-large cookies, makes lines of four varieties)
Ash: WAAAHHHH!!! (To the Vertigo zoom effect.)
Ant: (Cackles maniacally)
Ash: (Slowly brings one to her mouth)
(Bang. Cut to Ash panting aside a field of crumbs.)
Ant: That was very impressive. I just want to try one more thing.
Ash: N... n... NOOOOO!!!!
(A line of four identical dogs is on the counter.)
(Credits)
(Ash groans while pouring a line of four shots of Pepto Bismol.)