Ashly: Brothaaa! This is where it all ends.
Anthony: Oh.
(Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin)
(They square off)
(They fight for awhile)
(Both are knocked down; they pick up markers; they jab each others' necks with them.)
Ant: Ashlyyyy!!!!
Ash: Brothaaa!!!!
(Back at the house, Papa Burch is reading a romance novel.)
Ash: (Has Anthony by the neck) Hey Anthony... what are YOU playing?
(Text Adventures)
(Street Fighter Four)
(Geometry Wars)
(Bioshock)
Ant: Rrrr... Dance Dance Revolution!! (Breaks free) (They fight more.) (Ash eventually knocks him down.)
Ash: You're pretty good.
(Flashbacks to Ashly being slapped.)
(Anthony slaps her.)
(Ashly collapses in pain.)
Ash: I was raised... on a battlefield....
Ant: Shut up!
Ash: Finish it. Complete your mission. (Hands Anthony a gun.)
(Anthony holds it toward her for some time; as he is about to shoot her, he is squirted with water from off-camera.)
(Ashly pumps her Super Soaker and laughs.)
(Episode credits.)
(Ashly salutes, Papa Burch walks up behind her.)
Papa Burch: Whats up?
(Season credits.)
(Ash cracks an egg into the frying pan and receives a codec call.)
???: (Through static) Hey Ash... Playing... hell....
Ash: Anthony, is that you?
Ant: I'm not calling you.
Ash: Dad?
Papa Burch: I'm not doin' sh**.
David Hayter: Hey Ash, this is Snake. What the hell are you playing?
(The weight of what just happened slowly dawns of Ash.)
Ash: AAAAHHHHHH—
(The End)
(For now)