Well I finally found a sitter whod stay late on Friday night
So I could do some dancin underneath them neon lights
Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin up with my old man
And I couldnt help but notice girl that you keep slinkin by
Stealin his attention with the twinkle in your eye
Youre causin an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand
So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can
Dont make me take my earrings out
Cause Ill show you what a catfights all about
Ill throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mines worth fightin for
Dont make me take my earrings out
And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity
Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen
I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail
Yeah and Id be glad to spend a night in jail
(Aw hell!)
So dont make me take my earrings out
Cause Ill show you what a catfights all about
If you come waltzin by once more
Ill drag your bu*t right out the door
So dont make me take my earrings out
(Ah-haw!)