When you think of a metal head
Tell me what comes to mind
Well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
A guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
Well, when rob halford came out of the closet
It may not have been a big thing
Well today we're one step closer
To hearing the metal dudes sing
I wanna be
I wanna be a h*mos**ual
Statistics say:
Chances of being gay are more than one in ten
That means there's a forty percent chance
That one of the guys in pantera likes men
HEY!
So i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are h*mos**ual
This may frustrate the gay community
Why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
See I told you metal dudes are gay too
And I happen to see the proof so far
That your s**uality determines the way you play guitar
Oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be h*mos**ual
If not only to make the nazi f**ing pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable