Good Samaritans are something I can't stand Suppressing their own needs to lend a helping hand Looking out for number one is my only creed Self-preservation runs deep in my breed I, me, mine suits me just fine I won't even give you the time Go out and buy your own watch I ask nothing of you but leave me be Me, myself and I - Only these three apply Me, myself and I - On these three I rely Me, myself and I - My only true ally Me myself and I - I'm greed personified
Thinking of myself is all I ever do Not a single thought will I waste on you My only concerns are things pertaining to me Don't bother trying to find any generosity I, me, mine suits me just fine I won't even give you the time Go out and buy your own watch I ask nothing of you but leave me be No charity, no one rides for free No solicitors, can't you f**in' read? Take your social clauses and your empty pleas Me, myself and I is the only thing for me