So some aftershave even though today he can't be asked to shave So he'll just look like Tom Hanks did in “Cast Away” These days he feels like a basket case His fridge door won't shut without masking tape Eight to eight The gas people try to milk him like farmer's maid His apartment's covered in carpet stains Needs to buy a card today, ‘cause it's Father's Day What a start to the day, it's only half-past eight When he steps out his front door and it starts to rain Drops keep falling on my head I should've never left the safety of my nan's sworn bed Rain drops keep falling on my head I should've listened to the sentence that the weatherman said Rain drops keep falling on my head I wish I never worn those trainers and my brand new threads Rain drops keep falling on my head I should've listened to the sentence that the weatherman said Now he's soaked to the bone, and he's frozen was cozy at home, all alone, but he's chosen To dash for the high-street, the sky keeps falling Pouring, this ain't drizzly-like rain sort-of spell
He's wetter Kevin Costner was in “Waterworld” He knows there's something else he really should've bought as well An umberella-ella-ella-ehh should have checked the weather and not did with a fella On his way to the shops, he drops in to Clinton Place he has missed on a card for his pops Gets his sprint on Stops off at IRLEN, gets inc for his printer He's able but somehow it's cold in the winter Wet socks let's not forget a sore head Drop it by those guzzler mothers haggled at the bus stop Pay the bills tomorrow when the sunshine comes up Runs back home and his at the rain Drops keep falling on my head I should've never left the safety of my nan's sworn bed Rain drops keep falling on my head I should've listened to the sentence that the weatherman said Rain drops keep falling on my head I wish I never worn those trainers and my brand new threads Rain drops keep falling on my head I should've listened to the sentence that the weatherman said