MOVING GUY So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader Political – He's cleaning up the streets OTHER MOVING GUY About time GROUPIE #1 So they say that it's real love All GROUPIES So romantic GROUPIE #2 He signed this PENNY So they say we'll have blankets and beds We can open by Monday Thanks to you HAMMER Thanks to me BOTH NEWS PEOPLE It's the perfect story NEWSMAN So they say NEWSWOMAN A hero leading the way BOTH NEWS PEOPLE Hammer's call to glory NEWSWOMAN Let's all be our best NEWSMAN Next up – Who's gay? GROUPIE #3 So they say he saved her life GROUPIE #1 They say she works with the homeless And doesn't eat meat ALL GROUPIES
We have a problem with her GROUPIE #2 This is his hair HAMMER This is so nice I just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it's better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff ALL GROUPIES We'd do the weird stuff PENNY This is perfect for me So they say I guess he's pretty okay After years of stormy Sailing have I finally found the bay? PENNY / HORRIBLE There's no happy ending / There's no happy ending So they say / So they say, not for me anyway Should I stop pretending / Stop pretending Or is this a brand new day? / Take the chance to build a brand new day GROUPIE #2 This is his dry cleaning bill ALL GROUPIES Four sweater vests