Go ahead, tell your little sob story Make it matter, make it end in glory They're all waiting for a sad old tale Crocodile tears on a tragic scale Get up and tell them that you've had it tough Tell them all about it, how its been so rough And if it doesn't get them, you could spruce it up Inject a bit of fiction till they're all hooked up The more you watch, the less you know A talent less wonder, the greatest show On Earth, its not, its simply a joke Do what you want, just do what you want Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one, to have things all go wrong Go ahead, take your final bow Stick it to the camera, and its alright now You've always been ready for your moment to shine Its five on the clock, don't take your time You can make it, fake it, give a little smile
But you can't take a joke cause you're in denial Give a little wave and I'll see you later Sadly unaware, you're tomorrow's chip paper The more you watch, the less you know A talentless wonder, the greatest show On Earth, its not, its simply a joke You knooooow! Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on And in a year you'll all be gone Burned, no job, no same old song, how predictable Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one Turn, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on You're not the only one, to have things all go wrong