Who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love All you parents, gather round me And let me give you some good advice What I'm gonna, gonna tell you now You'd better think about it twice While you're lying And cheating on your woman I got some news You never even thought of Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Ah, now who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love I've seen some million parents Loving it on the whole They think they can treat a woman Just like somebody's dog I ain't sitting, holding knitting While your out playing with your turtle dove Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?
While you were out making love I know there are some women Guilty of this too But two wrongs don't make a right That, I know, is true It's true Oh, you might be one of those people Who think that's the right thing to do Oh let me tell you, what's grease for the gander Is grease for the old goose too Oh fellows, let me warn you That cheaters, they get cheated too Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While your lady's making love to you Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Now tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Guess who's making love to your old lady While you were out making love Tell me who's making love to your old lady? While you were out making love Guess who's making love to your old lady While you were out making love