I don't wanna go outside,
I like it here - in my home, yeah!
Kicking a** in the net,
boosting my ego in the message boards.
Why should I go outdoors
like those dumb f*ggots in the mountains, huh?
I could never have any fun
out of this stupid pointless walking - duh!
f** the nature, nature s**s! (2x)
I don't even need those d** -
they make me blurry,
I can't see the screen!
I just need a few games,
and sh** to create on a program,
then I won't know what is boredom!
Social life is making me nervous,
hateful, and paranoid!
It's safer at home -
I can never get hit by a car
or eaten by a giant animal!
f** the nature, nature s**s! (2x)
I've got no life
but you've got low life,
and I'm not a dancer
but you've got cancer,
and s** diseases
from dirty pleases,
and deep depression
from too much pa**ion!