One, two, three, four
I've got a date with Carlo
We're going out tomorrow
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo
I like him a lot
I think he's real hot
He smokes the good pot
He drives a Camaro
He's Carlo
f**in' yeah!
f**in' yeah!
Carlo!
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo
I see him in cla**
I stare at his a**
He's smokes the good gra**
I'll knit him a sweater
He's Carlo
Carlo!
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo
I think he's real cute
In his sweet pantsuit
He renders me mute
He's Carlo
I got a crush on Carlo
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo