Welcome to Mann's Dancing School
My kind of dancing has no rules
Mann teaches man to do as he can-can
Anybody can, can you?
Don't need a partner, you need nine
So you can become intertwined
It's best, I must stress, to end up in a mess
But random disorder would be fine
Grab your partners by a limb
Don't be shy, pile in
No time to think, just dance
And give in to Mister Chance
When you fall to the floor
and can move no more
Legs poking out at every angle
Then you have done
The Tango Tangle
The Tango Tangle
Don't want a fee, just donation
So I can finance my vocation
It's free to be free, but spare a thought for me
And this new craze of my creation
My dance is rather like my life
Nothing works the same way twice
If it's the same it's a shame, but I'm the one to blame
For thinking re-creation would suffice
Grab your partners by a limb
Don't be shy, pile in
No time to think, just dance
And give in to Mister Chance
When you fall to the floor
and can move no more
Legs poking out at every angle
Then you have done
The Tango Tangle
The Tango Tangle