[Verse 1:]
Twitter feeds
IPhone technology
Facebook friends Ha!
Rock band forums
The Hilton brats
Friday becomes a smash
Instagram spats
And Kim K's a**
k** the internet
Take the phone from your hands
Go on and smash ‘em well
Go out there and make some friends
Isis threats
We all lose our heads
Homeland Security
The eye is watching
You and me
k** the internet
Take the phone from your hands
Go on and smash ‘em well
Start out there and make some friends
Oh, oh
[Chorus:] [x3]
k** the internet
Take the chain from your neck
Why don't we k** the web
Go on out and get some friends, some
Oh, oh
[Outro:]
k**, k** the internet [x3]