Welcome to my funeral my family and my friends I hope you've enjoyed the living me because the dead one never ends Your tears of joy are hid by tears of regret You'll remember my parting ways as the first time we really met You count me out You'd better have your doubts Don't let my d**h go to your head because I'm BACK FROM THE DEAD I've always been a loser and settled for second best
Now I've got another chance and I won't fail again I crash through the window at the will reading party's host What's the matter dear family? You look like you've seen a ghost No time to run Not till I've had my fun This one time you won't forget that I'm RETURN FROM THE DEAD Laugh at me - you'll regret There's no stopping - THE LIVING DEAD