My heart belongs to whom it may concern
And I suppose it's got a lot to learn
But my baby walks my baby talks
She says mama and daddy and she's been around the block
She's such a fox a fox she stops all the clocks
With her tube tops and those little white socks
I'm here to stake my claim:
I'm in love with what's-her-name
Each day and night I thank the lord above
For sending me a what's-her-name to love
And what's-her-name can't get enough
When we do those things
And especially when we do that stuff
It's fun to be young and dumb
And what's-her-name's the only one
Burning like a duraflame:
I'm in love with what's-her-name
I'm in love with what's-her-name
No one's quite the same as what's-her-name
I swear I won't let anyone lay a hand on her
I won't beat her up and I won't abandon her
I won't steal her money and I won't make fun of her
Cause there's really only one of her now
And now the future's door is open wide
And what's-her-name will be my bride
The world is ours to confuse
So we'll spend hours cultivating controversial views
And if a snag should occur
She's got me and I've got her
I'm mounted in her frame
And I'm in love with what's-her-name
I'm in love with what's-her-name
No one's quite the same like what's-her-name