My baby's gone to jail she won't be out for quite a while.
My baby's gone to jail cos she set fire to my child.
Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid,
Then took a butane lighter to ignite the little sh**!
All I'm saying is I think she's a psychopath,
She threw a radiator into my bubble bath.
All I'm saying is must I paint a picture?
All I'm hoping is that they don't convict her,
She reads books to me by the Marquis De Sade.
I'd like to reprimand her but it's always hard.
Because she's a sado-masochist, an anochistic arsonist.
Manic depressive Dalinist and she gets worse when she gets premenstrual
All I'm saying is she needs psychiatric care,
She spilt tiger balm all through my underwear.
All I'm saying is give her a break!
You all know that we've all made mistakes.
And if they use the noose they'll crack her pretty neck.
They'll singe her hair if she goes to the chair.
And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack, I WANT HER BACK!
My baby's gone to jail she may be doing life.
She took a twelve gauge shotgun and blew away my wife.
I'll beg the judge to join her in a six foot cell,
Cos cruising singles bars is worse than hell!
All I'm saying is yeah she's got this jealous streak.
She saw my woman and man, she really freaked.
Cut off my wedding ring and took my fingers too.
My baby's gone to jail, my baby's gone,
SO WHAT?!?