'Ladies and Gentlemen Tim Ferguson presents Wimmins literature corner!' 'I'd Like to present some wimmins liteature, um, we've been doing wimmins theatre for a long time, and it's, it's great. Our wimmins phase really peaked in the early 80's and it's great to be bringing some of the cla**ics from that beautiful era back. Sistas, we're with ya, we wont forget ya. Ok, it's great, it's great to see so many wimmin here this evening, it really is. Wimmin we're out there we're fighting, ok. But listen I was talking to a woman last night, and I said "who are you?" she said "Shiela" Now we have to start giving our daughters names! Thankyou sistas. Oh Lesbian Oh Mother. If I asked all the wimmin in the world what it was to be a lesbian, They would be silent oh mother, oh sista And yet, if I asked all the min...... Oh sorry, 'min' that's the derivitive of 'wimmin' If I asked all the min in the world what it was to be a lesbian, They would speak and speak for an eternity, Well we can see that she's a sh** poet but we'll carry on The politics are good and I think that's enough. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Creamy contorted control tower, Penetrating the sky with your anger and your pride and you hate. Jabbing, thrusting, poking, n**ling, nudging the clouds Commanding legions of s**matazoic pilots to swish and swirl about the enviolet womans co*k-pit Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Virile vulvic pole-vaulter, Synister siamese eyed invader, Cake decorator, convulsing squirting squidging, the nasty cheap white carbohydrates, Upon the sistahoods lemon meringue sponge.
Make that strawberry... Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee thrice, Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Loathing laden ladle lavishing thick lumps of creamy white sauce, Upon the woman's chicken maryland hairyland, Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Feculent fist thrust cruelly within the Mother Earth glove puppet, Penile panel van parking in the girlies gurgling garage. Oh man, oh male, oh Niel Linden, oh sapien, oh co*k! Dirty birdy, bent banana smoothie invading the wholesome wholemeal carrot cake of womanhood. Oh co*k you wish to f** this body, You wish to f** it, you wish to s** on its goodness? Well thou shalt....... he's just threatened because he's on stage with a strong woman! Thou shalt not oh man, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, you maybe but thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not.... thrice, Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Front end loader, mining, poking, scraping, filling the unwilling cavins with splodges and wet wads of baby gravy. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! Furious frown, invading the loving vertical smile of woman. Oh man, oh sapient, oh co*k!! Her exclamation marks, Single headed dog pissing on the fallopian tree, Oh man, oh sapient, oh co*k!! And I'm letting you off lightly with that one... Pink and purple Mac truck, driving around the vulvic cul-de-sac, Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k! You total f**ing s**ist ba*tard, Thankyou.'