'Is there anyone here tonight who remembers the king of rock and roll!'
'Mr. Ishikawa Sakimoto, Ishikawa Sakimoto lived in Tokyo city from 1963 to 1964, a bit young you may think to be an Elvis Presley impersonator, but the man was a f**ing genius. In the spring of 1965 he released this, it was his version if Elvis Presley cla**ic, Viva Las Vegas. It went straight to the top of the Tokyo hit parade, however Ishikawa Sakimoto never lived to see that happy day. He died in a horrible rice dressing machine accident, he was converted into half a bottle of sake, which was later hurled out the window of an Amsterdam brothel, and struck dead my grandmother. Don't, don't, don't, I don't need it! So I'd like everyone here tonight to please bear with us, as we sing for you our version or Ishikawa Sakimotos famous cla**ic hit, Viva Las Vegas
(mostly Japanese babbling)
Viva Ros Vegas
Viva Ros Vegas
(more babbling)
Viva Ros Vegas
Viva Boiled Haggis
Viva, Viva, Ros Vegas
Ohhhhh Viva!