It's not a gag it's not a hoax
Its a series of very serious jokes
I can't wait to get a job and lease a Honda, a Honda
But Rhonda oh Rhonda
Well she's my bride and she resides
Just outside Redondo Beach
Where I will go to hide from all my dreams
At the end of the day
All the problems I have just fade away
When she raps around me like an anaconda, -aconda
Rhonda oh Rhonda
She's my bride oh yeah she'll be mine
Just outside Redondo Beach
Where I will go to hide from all my dreams
She also sells me weed
She's all I need
Oh Rhonda
Why don't you just love me?