My name is Mary Houdini
I am an escapologist.
Quick limbed and versatile.
Bet your life can escape from anything
My name is Mary Houdini
There she was, now she's not
There she was, now she's not
Quick as a flash in a frying pan.
My name is Mary Houdini...
The technology
Of escapology
Is something difficult & not for the novice
La Houdini's escapability
Thrills the crowd
With its impossibility-
La la La Houdini...