Ooh Jesus don't you know that hurts
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
They say it's not about length but girth
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
Who consented to a virgin birth?
When the angel came
On the shepherd's flocks as they washed their socks
He said "My name's Gabe"
He said "Come with me. Oh and bring that sheep"
There's a show you gotta see
The hottest thing this side of Galilee
You thought the Jewish chicks were freaks
But have you heard of Catholic girls?
Ooh Jesus don't you know that hurts
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
They say in heaven girls don't squirt
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
Who consented to a virgin birth?
Then the wise men came
Saying "We wuz Kings" and "That's Right" and ting
"We were told this show
Makes the Bangkok Towers look like baby showers"
"We're gonna pimp this b**h in gold rims
Hot box this crib with some aromatic resin"
We said "Thanks you guys, this frankincense
Really hides the whiff of the donkey sh**"
Ooh Jesus what the f** is myrrh?
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
I thought I'd just get a free t shirt
Who said it'd be a virgin birth?
Who consented to a virgin birth?
Maybe there's a link and maybe there isn't
Between one way birth can*ls and gynocentrism
I'm not saying it wasn't God's seed
But it could have been some other heeb
Ooh Jesus are we all perverts?
Or all we all just virgin births?
They say the back door's just dessert
Who else will be a virgin birth?
Who consented to a virgin birth?
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