Me and my brother, Jim, went into a restaurant one night
Through some other parties we got into a fight
Shot all the way through me, they k**ed my brother Jim
Shot all the way through me, they k**ed my brother Jim
Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot
Well, my wife, she had a mouth big enough for both
She got frightened in her sleep one night and a mouse ran down her throat
Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot
Got me a cat and a piece of cheese, I placed it on her chin
My wife got frightened in her sleep one night; she took rat, cat, and cheese all in
Hard luck, hard luck, placed me on the spot
Jury said it wasn't me, my brother Jim got shot