[ Hook ] Oh you funky b**h, why don't you come on, come on And put your lips on my dick, it ain't nothin wrong [ Rob Quest ] I got a mad fly girl who's truly legit But it's just one thing, money, she won't s** dick She gets intimidated, says it makes her feel weak But it's somethin about them Gary Coleman cheeks So I'm comin to you, gal, since I'm a man and all that Every time I ask for neck work I get the lip smack So ah... should I eat her cat? Nah... or should I throw that ho back? Yeah, word to life, I'm sick and tired of playin school girl games They ( ? ) like it's nasty, actin all ashamed Instead just put it up to your lips and just try it You never know, honey dip, you might like it Instead of frownin and hissin and hesitatin With all of that waitin I'ma end up masturbatin So just squash that scenario from yo mind In our relationship it's about that time And I won't call you a tramp or a ho s*ut b**h So put your lips on my diggedy-diggedy-diggedy-diggedy-dick [ Hook ] [ Devin ] You say you never did it before, hey yo, just sit back and chill Put on some lipstick and ho, go brush your teeth if you will Your mouth might get dry, so I suggest you get some water You can be takin off my drawers as I cue the tape recorder Move gently with your tongue with a vertical glide Lick the head, the neck and the nuts, b**h, on both sides Oh, I'm bout to nut, so ho, get ready to slurp
Did you catch it? (Mh-hm) Okay, now swallow and burp Don't leave a purp or a slob on my nuts, what the f**? Go get some soap and a rag, b**h, and clean the sh** up And when you're finished wipin my dick off Turn to channel 20, it's the Oilers, I don't wanna miss the kick-off And b**h, go wipe your face, your lips look like a glazed donut But at half time I wanna bust bout four nuts You don't have to worry cause I nut kinda quick And I'll keep pushin and gushin as long as you keep puttin your lips on my Dick [ female rapper ] Now put my lips on your dick? Get serious Why don't you hoes rub your nose on my cli*oris? My p**y's kinda hairy and my p**y's kinda loose So go and get a straw, so you can s** my p**y juice Let me tell you big black, I ain't to be tramped on Make you eat my p**y, then I put back in my tampons You muthaf**as know I'm on a head-kinda trip You gotta have fun ( ? ) before you get my lips Once your a** pay, then the dick's in my face I take it real deep throat like ( ? ) Don't say sh**, just pull it out quick Let me lick, lick, lick on your big fat dick If you wanna make me nut, stick your finger in my bu*t You can call me dirty south, I lick your dick AND yo nuts But I gots to get paid, so how much do I get? (Well here's a dollar, b**h, and thanks for puttin your lips on my dick) [ Hook ]