[Verse One] DJ Smile in the place With the slammin' base in the ace Get pace Bitter knee in the place Safe to be, Ecstasy Safe to be with the base in your face With the b**hes in the place Rockin' the place Safe to be, Ecstasy As you see, THAT IS FACKING ME! [Break One] I couldn't, thats it I couldn't think man [Attempt at Verse Two] Come by selector, direct, injector... selecta' [Break Two] What? Erm... Think of summat else I've got a concentration... I've got to say it in skits, sketches. Right? What else? Erm?
[Second attempt at Verse Two] She's in the place Off her face Erm, erm, ki.. kick the little face In the place Kick 'em out of the place Cause they're not f**ing ace I'm f**ing ace I'm the main man in the f**ing place Remember the name, DJ Smile Knows how, knows how to, rap it and shock it for a while I'm the main man in f**ing 'uddersfield whose going to be supplying for a while f** the tile! I'm the f**ing man who can do the facking mile [Outro] Right that's all I can do man I have to think what I said...